Chinese New Year Celebration Part 3

There are also pictures of others that i took.




This picture is quite funny to me because when i took this picture he was hesitating whether or not to let his picture be taken. So he was like moving back slightly like dont want dont want like that but then another side of him say aiya nevermind la nevermind la.

Ta-da and that explains why he has such an expression





Madam Rudah, my sec 4E3 bio teacher.

I hate biology


I got an F9


I hate science






Ah yes a picture of Lilian, i must say she sure have grown a lot prettier since we last met.

When i took this picture she said " i want to take with someone leh"

See i love taking picture of people when they didnt expect it, at the point of time in the picture Lilian was still talking about " i want to take with someone leh" and i just took the picture.

It looks more natural this way right ?


right ?



...




right guys ?






guys ?







anyway lets continue ....



I love this picture too.

So this is what happened, we went to the teacher's room after the concert to look for our old teachers and i saw Miss Wong. Too bad she didnt want to take a picture. So anyway Wen jie proceeded to tell Miss Wong that how much my english suck.


MY ENGLISH SUCK ?!?!


Miss Wong then said to Wen Jie that my english was wayyy better than his. Look at the bewilderment on Wen jie's face as the reality of the truth of the knowledge that my english is way better than his starts to slowly sink into his thick skull.



Look at the picture slowly.




Savour it.








Ah that nutty Serena ( you can also find the link to her blog from ...er...my blog)

She is really happy because she finally got her birthday present .


Too bad shes a SIZE XL !!!!!!




ahaha just kidding



*gulp*





"A graphical presentation of a very forced smile"



Whao writing about this person i realised one very important fact. I dont even know his name !! I normally just call him that sexy dude





other important news that really isnt that important but can be considered important ....

I even had a chance to see rachel and lynn. That Rachel looks prettier then i imagined, but then again i didnt really see clearly her face !!! AND she changed her blog URL again !!!


Then that Mr Siva ....

It just so happen that i was taking a picture of him and since he is facing the corridor and i was taking the picture towards the bright light. The whole area appeared dark and i couldnt take the picture as there was no light.

Then i said :" too dark to take a picture leh"

Mr Siva :" OIE you racist ar ?!"

Me :" O_o"


now that was another unforgettable experience

Chinese New Year Celebration Part 2

I have took some pictures of the various people i met at school today.


Those that are not of Canberra Secondary were not allowed in until it was 11 30 am.
Thank god everyone was late for the meeting ( which i will write a post about)





This is the preformance itself, as you can see people are dancing up there.

As usual.




Same as last year.




And the previous year before.




And probably before.




anyway,


we never do remember the person who takes the picture dont we ?
The girl in this picture is my classmate sulas whom you can find a link to from erm... my links. No doubt she will post the pictures and blog about what happened today on her blog so you might want to check her blog out.




This is a better picture of Sulas saying "hi"




Its not everyday that you see jonathan jel his hair !!
well not for me anyway so i must take a picture




I never realised that mr ...erm...ong ? was so popular with the ladies, especially suzy whom seems especially happy to see him. My goodness ....





Mr Siva, singapore's brainiest teacher and the commissoner in triple nine. Not to mention my favourite teacher, his lessons are always interesting. Miss wong always wonder why i sleep in her class.






UR LESSONS ARE BORING THATS WHY !!!










" did you boys sneak into the ladies again ?"

Chinese New Year Celebration Part 1

Going back to school today made me realised how happy i was at school back then, no worries, living day to day as time goes by. I walk around the school taking a couple of pictures.

This particular section is where all the "places" goes.





Ah yes...

This place is probably the favourite haunt of some of our batch's boy. I remember we used to always sit there buying milo from the vending machine ( which now seems to be gone) and hope that Mr Z wont walk pass. Normally the people who sit there are Yoet Siang, josiah and their side of friends and Jonathan, gavin's side of friend.


We used to sit there and chat wasting time away. Sometimes after Jia hui and gang finished their lunch at the canteen they will pass by here, its a sign that recess will be over in probably 10 minutes or so. Not to mention that the vending machine always seems to suffer blows from the legs of boys.

However after my 88 batch left this place is but a shadow of its former glory. There are of course other students sitting down there chatting. However they are not us and as such they probably didnt cause as much noise.



This one is for you vending machine, we will never forget you ...










Thats our school canteen. As you can see its shrouded in darkness. Countless students have been driven to brink of insanity and would kill themselves rather than biting another bite of the canteen food. The dark energies surrounding this place has blighted this place into an unholy ruin, dangers lurks in the shadows and few dares to thread through this god-forsaken place....


Either that or



they didnt turn on the lights


anyway,
If you're looking for rice that comes in ball shape then u have come to the right place.

Sometimes however i will hang out in the canteen too when its recess. As does jonathan's friends and Jia Hui's friend. I have to say - the canteen food is really horrible. I hate it. Thats why i rarely eat at the canteen during my lower seconday years.I have said this once and i will say it again. The food there really sucks. Even if you found something that you feel is delicious, it will eventually taste worse and worse until you want to bite your own tongue and die.







Who cant forget the ever-adorable rubbish bin ?

OK people i think its high-time you showed a little appreciation to Mr Rubbish Bin over here. Without it just think where are you going to throw your litt.... oh wait.....

I forgot that for us - everywhere is a Rubbish Bin

Super ject

Today i went back to Canberra Secondary School to check out the new year celebration. When i was still one of those lower lower secondary student i always see the previous batch of students come back. To think that one day i will actually have to go back to Canberra like that.

Under everyone's encouragement ? I head on to ask her to take a picture


The following stick man comic is a brief summary of how it went




















What a totally humilating and tramatising experience, i must remind myself never never do that again.

I took quite a number of pictures too and will publish them sooner or later......

Adventure in Guild Wars part 1

Just an hour ago i played Guild Wars with kent and it was ....an unforgettable episode in my mundane life.

Firstly let me list down the IGNs ( in-game-nick)

Lucifier Lancet - kent
Siege Strider - me

We started out by preparing back in the city and then heading out into an area that even i had not explored before. After exploring the new area for a while my acute ranger senses detected a party of charr infront of us. I have dealt this kind of creatures before and knew the taste of their blades. I knew straight away that kent and i were no match for them. All my years of ranger training tells me to back away slowly in hopes that the charrs will not discover us. The charrs were ruthless being not of our kingdoms and sought to destroy the humans. I tactfully tell kent that we were no match for them.

David : kent we're no match for them

Kent : dont worry i got FIRE STORM so we shld be able to win

Now kent was an elementlist and i was a ranger. The fire storm was a magic spell that does AOE ( area of effect ) damages. It does fire elemental damages to any monster caught in it's radius. Now kent thinks we can win, he seems to have misplaced the fact that he was only level 3 and i was level 5. There were 4 charrs and each of them does incredible damage to us. It was a difficult situation but i knew we had to back down, i knew it was a futile attempt as there was no way we could win.

Thinking that his fire storm is some sort of super high level uber doomsday spell when in actual fact it was just a primary basic skill in an elementlist arsenal, kent charged ahead.


This is the result :




As you can see from this picture kent is actually running off like a little 3 year old girl with her tail between her rubber duckie. Luckily i was cunningly observing the situation from afar watching as the monster ripped kent into shreds.

Now it computer gaming terms there is a slang refered to as pwned. For a better idea of what it is and a list of words to desribe kent please refer to http://www.guildwiki.org/wiki/Pwned

It was just a matter of time ...it was inevitable before kent eventually got ...





As you can see my ranger is still alive and kicking while kent is ....

Posic

Today at work pris didnt come leh. Chances are she was fired la

Anyway got this new girl came to work. Her name is posic.

Dont know why when the older auntie staffs heard it they were laughing their already wrinkled butts off. The auntie reminds me of that rosie from pck. She say that the name posic sounds like bo chee? or was it bo chi? or was it pussy ?

Actually i am also not too sure

Guild + Wars = Guild Wars

yea yea i know i know its a lousy title,

Anyway i finally brought Guild Wars and it is fucking fun. The game booasts great graphic, and i do really meant great graphic. GREAT GRAPHIC YOU HEAR ME ?!!? ITS GREAT !!!!. Furthermore whenever you travel to a dungeon you get the entire map to yourself and your party. You can invite your friends to join your party and go chiong the dungeon together.





Thats my ranger standing behind the erm statue of the god of something something





This is my ranger making use of the high grounds to attack foes. God my ranger is so cool ....





Ahhh my assassin standing behind a group of guard






First of all let me explain. The ranger in the bottom of the picture is me whilst the elementist attacking is kent. Now normally i will just pretened to assist kent while he is attacking and instead talk on msn messenger. But this one really caught my attention. The bird kent is attacking is called strider and it is a good creature. Imagine final fantasy's chocobo - thats what it is. Now the strider is a gentle animal and wont attack you, now why would kent attack it ? that blood-thirsty post-evolved ape must have been power-blinded by the awe of guild wars.

Changing Room Horror

Today at work priscelia went into the changing room to do that "secretive gal thingie" that they always do and when she came out she told me there was someting interesting behind the door.






and i emphasis on the ...





Now i have really seen everything

-.-

ARGHHHH I AM SO BORED

i just realised that choon hoe and timothy's basic blogskins are actually that best type of skin there is, not those fancy fancy pattern pattern type that most people are using. When i have time i shall change my skin.




yea but just because i am bored doesnt meant i am free :)

That Night BB

So finally kent sended me the other night pictures when we where at the basketball court. So Jia hui, kent, yoet siang, wen jie, wei jian and i was there. As usual wen jie and i played against each other.


As a sign of good sportsmanship we shook hands before the match.







Thats wen jie's battle cry, hes feeling confident







After the match





well actually that didnt happen....but damn it should have


Of course we took a lot of other pictures too
Wenjie + Yoet Siang
*thats kent's sexy leg in the back of the picture






Evidence that litters are everywhere

I basically forgot what happen that night because it was like weeks ago and that fucktard who was playing the psp only sended me the pictures recently.

Bored

God i am so bored

someone play dota with me

Yoet Siang

Recently that lamer yoet siang has been using my name to post on tagboards and i in turn uses his name to tag. I simpily dont understand why he would challenge me on my own tagboard ?

I can manipulate the tagboard messages to my every whim. Such as deleting his tags or even editing it myself. This leads me to seriously doubt yoet siang's intellect, hence i decided to write a post on that.



Related ?






After being classmates with him for years i have little doubt that he has perfected his art of lameness to god-like levels. Even veteran lamers would find it hard to not get caught in his web, not to mention counter laming him.

We can base our theory that yoet siang might indeed be a horse by his golden like hair and his horse like skull structure. IF yoet siang is not a horse it is highly possible that he might have originated from one.

Yoet Siang's long arms also hints that his ancestor might have been some sort of horse like creature. As for whether yoet siang is the product of evolution or devolution is left to be unseen.





Thats the end of the report

Never Kent, Never

Amazing

Yesterday kent and i went out to eat, then he told me a joke. Unlike other of the jokes which he usually tells me, this one was actually funny!

But i am not going to laught, i wont give him the satisfication. Never. I will instead use some sacarstic remark to shoot back him.

Safe Sex

The other day i saw Jeremey from last year 4E1 class and i was like " at least they got the right person ...". He was on channel U toking about safe sex. That worries me.


Has our society really fallen to such degrading standards ? And was it just me or did jeremy said that he showed his friends condom ( to teach them safe sex, whether he had it on or not i do not noe becos in chinese in sounded like ...erm nvm).The show carried on and on and on and i was like "hey where did that condom came from" and why does jeremy have it ? Did he turned into a super suave womanising (safe) sex machine since i last saw him?



Then i thought to myself, which teenager going through the rebellious phrase ever listen to preeching adults? So what the hell does the show hope to achieve ?





firstly we must clear the misunderstanding that safe sex doesnt just mean not doing SM. Nope nope this is safe as in not wearing protection. Sorta like installing norton firewall



Then it occurs to me that the best way to promote safe sex is to show teens not how to prevent it but instead the end results.Thus as a responsible citizen i have brought it upon myself to write yet another lame post on promoting safe sex







cute bundle of joy or hellish angel of death ?

Now that you have instilled the hesitance into those pesky little teenagers you have to strike while the iron is hot. Procced with informing the cons of babies

1 ) poop everwhere
2 ) laze around eating out of your pocket when fully grown
3 ) sleep hour is cut short by 50 %
4 ) worry that they will do the same stupid things that you did when ur their age
e.g not practicing safe sex
5 ) will genetically look like you

hopefully once thats all done teenagers will be crazy not to pratice safe sex.

My 20 cents T_T

A great catashropic diaster has struck ...

I lost my 20 cents

It all happened today when i was running home ...

I will never forget that day, it was raining heavily. I had just returned home from buying the game "indigo prophecy" and coke. I recieved the change from the shop. And that was when i first meet my 20 cents. It caught my eye immediatly, shinning ever so brightly like any other coins. But it was different from other coins, this one felt ... erm well different. In my absence-minded-ious erm haste i did not put the coin in the coin section of my wallet.

Hence the coin fell out into the muddy depths of the drains. Not a hour has gone by where i did not regret my actions. If onli i had put it in my coin area none of this would have happened



My special feelings towards losing coins can be traced years back when an incident happened that left me an incomplete man. Years back, i was returning home from school, intending to buy a bottle of coke as i normally do. I crossed the road to the shop and my 10 cents fell out of my wallet. But i did not care for such things in the past and i chose to ignore the 10 cents coin.


It was a decision that i will regret for all of my life. When later i reached the shopi discovered i was short of 10 cents to buy my coke. I was tramatised.



Of all people it had to be me.



I learnt the truth of the world that day and began to see things in a different light. Never again will i look down on the value of any coins no matter what their value is.


I was a changed man from that day onwards.

Shine

I never really feel quite right
I don't know why, all I know is there's something wrong
Every time I look at you, you seem so alive

Tell me how do you do it, walk me through it
I'm following every footstep

Baby on your own you take a cautious step
Do you wanna give it up?

But all I want is for you to SHINE
Shine down on me
Shine on this life that's burning out

I say a lot of things sometimes that don't come out right
And I act like I don't know why
I guess a reaction is all I was looking for

You looked through me, you really knew me like no one has EVER looked before

Baby on your own you take a cautious step
Do you wanna give it up?

But all I want is for you to SHINE
Shine down on me
Shine on this life that's burning out

I know, I know, girl you got something

SHINE
Shine down on me
Shine on this life that's burning out

Baby on your own you take a cautious step
Do you wanna give it up?

But all I want is for you to SHINE
Shine down on me
Shine on this life that's burning out

Shine
Shine yeaaah
Shine on this life that's burning out

Test

so the other day i did this test to depend wad type of high skool personality i have







Take the What High School
Stereotype Are You? quiz.


outsider eh .... well i suppose

this is yet another test

hiax

Still not getting any

Testing

testing testing again

Testing

testing testing

Customers

10 things i wish i could say to customers with getting fired


1) Yes auntie your baby might be cute but that wont stop me from choking the life
out of it with you dont get it off my product



2) Of cos we have cheap things around here *stares at her*



3) gee thanks for messing up my products and let me do all the cleaning up, while
i am at it shall i clean your house too




4) of course i will carry your bags to the taxi 4 storeys down !!! Shall i change
your babies diapers and do the dishes for you too ?




5) yes you look like a giant cow




6) i am simpily astounded at ur amazing preception to not notice the various other
products lying around that has been deliberatly opened so that you would not have
to open a new one to test it out and instead you choose to do so




7) why would i want to stop ur child ? you'll be the one paying anyway




8) yes we have discounts as indicated by the GIANT DISPLAY SIGN infront of your face




9) no no i am not making faces at your child




10) !@#$ you